GPSisms (just for fun)
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:22 pm
Remember when GPS was new and not understood.?
I was asked to leave a property by my client because she hired us to survey. . . not go fishing. She mistook the olde RTK antennna as a fishing pole.
One fella insisted we tell him the name of our sattelite and how much we paid for it before we could survey his land.
Some sweet old folks wanted to know if we were usung "GPA" to survey their land or just a compass.
I got Shot at by a drunk fella who thought my yellow GPS backpack was a mountain lion. (glad he was drunk)
We got hired by a wealthy San Francisco fella to survey his house adition. He lived in the tall pine tree area. hence No satellites. The local newspaper was there to record the event. We set up the gear, posed for photos, then finished the job using a line string, tape and rt. angle prism.
A large ranch owner hired us to stake a line for a two mile fence up in the foothills. He had 12 of the biggest cowboys I'd ever seen waiting to git-to-work. We had no satellites for no reason ?? The big boys left and I finished the job with the client at 10 pm when i had 5 "birds"
Later I discovered that the space shuttle was launched and NASA redirected the satellites for the event.
And last but not least, I was hired to lay out basketball courts inside a gym but fired because I was using my total station and not GPS. I wonder who layed out those BB courts?
What do you folks have ?
"Good"? GPS
I was asked to leave a property by my client because she hired us to survey. . . not go fishing. She mistook the olde RTK antennna as a fishing pole.
One fella insisted we tell him the name of our sattelite and how much we paid for it before we could survey his land.
Some sweet old folks wanted to know if we were usung "GPA" to survey their land or just a compass.
I got Shot at by a drunk fella who thought my yellow GPS backpack was a mountain lion. (glad he was drunk)
We got hired by a wealthy San Francisco fella to survey his house adition. He lived in the tall pine tree area. hence No satellites. The local newspaper was there to record the event. We set up the gear, posed for photos, then finished the job using a line string, tape and rt. angle prism.
A large ranch owner hired us to stake a line for a two mile fence up in the foothills. He had 12 of the biggest cowboys I'd ever seen waiting to git-to-work. We had no satellites for no reason ?? The big boys left and I finished the job with the client at 10 pm when i had 5 "birds"
Later I discovered that the space shuttle was launched and NASA redirected the satellites for the event.
And last but not least, I was hired to lay out basketball courts inside a gym but fired because I was using my total station and not GPS. I wonder who layed out those BB courts?
What do you folks have ?
"Good"? GPS